Born on 21st september '56 .

60 kgs . 5.2' . Jet black hair .

High school from Wahdat colony's Pilot School , Lahore .

She'z the third in six sisters

Sultana , Asma , Salma , Sabiha , Sajda , Sakeena .

Mom and Salma are twins . A gap of 15 mins only .

When they were kids , they were very very naughty .

They liked eating ice , betel nut and other stuff that normal kids wont eat when theyre 5 .

Her first theft was when she was trying to get to this jar of betel nut perched on top of a shelf . Right under the shelf was the stove with a huge pot of boiling water . She slipped , fell and couldnt move for three weeks because of the burns she recieved .

Grandpa being the right hand man of the then General Tikka Khan , the commander in chief of the Pakistan Army was a very ruthless and impassive man . The day mummmy got better , he brought her home , shut her in a seperate room with only a huge carton of betel nuts .Mommy was in heaven . After two days , he let her out but that didnt help much . Mommy still drools over betel nut although shez refrained from over dosing .

She still prefers to brush her teeth with 'manjan' . Manjan is made of salt ,coal and a couple of other herbs crushed together into powder . She uses it instead of toothpaste . Surprisingly she has the most beautiful teeth you'd ever come across ...

She got married in 1976 when she was around 20 .

She has two daughters and 3 sons . Im the eldest .

She went through a lot of crap because of my granny.

If i were given a chance , i'd shoot my granny and hang her body on the Empire State Building . And pay 5 bucks per person who kicks her body . No make it 10 .

Mommy is a typical Asian Housewife . Cooks incredibly amazing food .

Salma has a store in kissimmee . Mommy's mosf famous Nihari is canned here and shipped to the Medina Bazar every month .

Most of my friends are crazy about her cooking . Infact every year when we have our Shia ritual ceremony , i find all my acquaintances and friends gathering at my house JUST to eat . We dont mind . We like it .

My gal friends are more into whispering with my mother . I adore it . Both mum and galz complain about me being a 'difficult' man to each other . I agree . I am kinda strange .

She sleeps like a log and still complains about insomnia .

Last year she suddenly thought that she should learn Ms Office . She completed her course in 6 months from an obscure institute nearby. She still knows squat . I have to help her check her mail . I guess thats what mothers are all about .Atleast in this part of the world !

She now has a fairly large belly .That is because she watches TV all day and eats and sleep . Its all soft and wobbly . I try and bite and tickle her whenever i can because i wanna make the most of it . This year things have changed . This is the closest ive been to my mother in the last 8 years . Primarily because my dad is not here .I like it this way .

ill be putting a pic here soon . Will let u guyz know . And then ill give you her email address and you'll have to mail her and tell her how wonderful a person she is . You do that and ill link you here .